Why I Never Delete Old Photos Anymore (Seriously, Not Even That Blurry One of My Cat’s Butt)

Okay, real talk: My phone just hit me with the “STORAGE FULL” notification again. You know the one. That digital equivalent of a passive-aggressive roommate sighing while pointing at your overflowing closet. It’s mocking me. Judging my 4,327 screenshots of memes I’ll never send, 87 near-identical sunset pics, and approximately 1.5 million photos of my … Read more

How Missing My Bus Led to the Best Conversation of My Life (No, Seriously)

Okay, picture this: It’s 7:03 AM. My alarm, set for 6:15, is currently laughing at me from the floor where I hurled it twenty minutes ago. My hair? Let’s just say it’s achieved a level of ‘sentient bedhead’ usually reserved for cartoon characters struck by lightning. I’m doing that frantic one-legged hop dance trying to … Read more